Seminars for men ---------------- 1. Overcoming Stupidity 2. You Can Do Housework, Too 3. P.M.S. : Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut 4. How To Fill An Ice Tray 5. Understanding The Female Response To Coming In Drunk At 4 AM 6. Wonderful Laundry Techniques 7. Parenting Doesn't End With Conception 8. Get A Life: Learn To Cook 9. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong 10. Reasons To Give Flowers 11. How To Stay Awake After Sex 12. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Outside The Bathroom 13. Garbage: Getting It To The Curb 14. How To Put The Toilet Lid Down 15. Weekends: They Aren't Just For Sports 16. Overcoming Remote Control Dependency 17. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children 18. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver 19. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home 20. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked 21. The Attainable Goal: Omitting *#$%@!! From Your Vocabulary 22. Overcoming Selective Deafness 23. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas 24. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost 25. Real Men Ask For Directions