Seminars for women
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1.  "Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes"
2.  Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?") 
3.  Elementary Map Reading -- Why logic beats feelings
4.  Crying and Law Enforcement -- (was: winning through whining) 
5.  Advanced Math Seminar -- How to Program your VCR
6.  You CAN go shopping in less than 4 hours
7.  Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: a study in contrast
8.  The Seven-Outfit Week -- It doesn't have to be new to be good. 
9.  PMS -- It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty -- Deal With It) 
10. Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission (not all sticks are good) 
11. Driving II: the meaning of blinking red lights
12. Driving III: Approximating a constant speed -- Is this possible? 
13. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water
14. The Super Bowl: Not a Game--It's A Sacrament 
15. Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
16. How to Earn Your Own Money
17. Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good) 
18. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
19. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup (was: Why Tammy Faye is a loser) 
20. We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: so what's the problem? 
21. MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments
22. Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: WE learned to deal with the embarrassment) 
23. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels, not to mention fast forward.? 
24. What Goes Around Comes Around--Why a Credit Card is Not a Toy
25. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out Unless You Know About Straight Flushes
26. "To Honour and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do" 
27. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House