The Star Wars Drinking Game 
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To play the Star Wars Drinking game: 

Begin by inserting your weatherbeaten "Star Wars" videotape into the big slot 
on your VCR. Dim the lights for dramatic effect, and play the tape. The game 
begins right as "20th Century Fox" appears on the screen. Once the game has 
begun, you watch the movie for the listed events. Every time one of them 
occurs, everybody takes a sip of their drink. 

Drink when: 

1.Someone has a bad feeling about this. 
2.It's their only hope. 
3.An entire planet is described as having one climate. 
4.Somebody gets choked. 
5.a woman other than Leia is on screen 
6.An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts.) 
7.Somebody's hand gets cut off. 
8.A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast. 
9.There is a tremor in the Force. 
10.It's not someone's fault 
11.One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing 
12.A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks 
13.Someone exclaims "No!" 
14.Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea 
15.Twice if it's not Han 
16.Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change 
at the end 
17.Someone is mind-controlled using the Force 
18.People kiss 
19.A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black 
20.Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, 
only the first person on screen counts) 
21.Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray 
22.Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen 
23.An elaborately made up alien has no lines 
24.Someone or something tries to get money from Han 
25.Some ship crashes into something after being hit. 
26.Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber) 
27.An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star 
exploded, killing billions of people. (Fourteen seconds. Count'em.) 
28.It is Luke's destiny. 
29.Luke whines. 
30.Luke discovers a long-lost relative. 
31.Luke fights monsters or savages. 
32.Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip. 
33.Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm. 
34.Luke is upside-down 
35.Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time 
36.Twice if they speak to each other 
37.Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed 
38.Luke refuses to take someone's advice 
39.Luke yells "Artooooo!" 
40.Leia insults somebody. 
41.Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands 
42.Twice if it covers her neck 
43.Three times if she's almost totally nude 
44.Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance. 
45.Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("...Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so 
precise.") 
46.Han brags about the Millenium Falcon. 
47.Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon. 
48.Something doesn't work on the Falcon 
49.Twice if it's the hyperdrive 
50.Yoda uses bad grammar. 
51.Yoda talks like a fortune cookie. 
52.R2-D2 gets thrashed. 
53.R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around. 
54.C-3PO loses a body part. (Take two drinks if he is completely dismembered.) 
55.C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with 
56.A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white 
57.Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count) 
58.A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..." 
59.A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..." 
60.Tarkin brags about the Death Star. 
61.The Emperor cackles evilly. 
62.The Emperor has foreseen something. 
63.Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them 
64.Twice if he tries to kill them 
65.Boba Fett talks. 
66.Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming. 
67.Stormtrooper armor proves useless. 
68.Any Imperial Ship is destroyed 
69.A TIE fighter explodes for no reason. 
70. Luke loses a family member/close friend and acts remarkably composed. 
71. Carrie forgets her lines and has to have someone mouth them to her. 
72. Han uses a crisis to sneak a grope at Leia. 
73. There are more cardboard figures than actors on screen. 

The game ends when a bunch of Ewoks start dancing. No matter what you've been 
drinking, you will remember this image. The last person to give up drinking on 
each cue is the winner. Of course, ties are possible. If at some point you 
find that no one can successfully operate the VCR anymore, the game may as 
well be abandoned. 


Special!!!! 

And especially for those non-drinkers, there is: 

THE STAR WARS DRINKING GAME FOR MORMONS

The rules are basically the same as the other game but the drinking cues are 
different. 

Drink when: 

1.Stormtroopers display intelligence, courage, or training in battle. 
2.Multiple Ewoks are killed. 
3.Fantastic technology is explained. 
4.Somebody listens to C-3PO. 
5.Somebody cares about the environment. 
6.The Emperor acts like a charming politician. 
7.An Imperial woman is on screen. 

Last, but not least, don't forget to print out copies of this (in very large 
letters) to refer to. Have fun!!!